Pennsic XXXI Quotes

Some of the quotes and punchlines that went around the Swamp this year:

• And that's how I got herpes in both my eyes!
• But I don't even like corn!
• Who the fuck is Cheese?
• And I hit 'im in the head wid a hammah!
• I am Mustafa. You cannot catch a rainbow.
• Bukkaki!
• You don't have to be gay to enjoy butt sex. --But it helps.
• Pop goes the Nero
• Who's your Nanny?
• I'm a fragile fucking flower of femininity!
• I'm a pretty pretty princess... dammit!
• Captain Square Nuts
• One time, at Vlad's camp...
• Sex will get you through times of no sleep better than sleep will get you through times of no sex. (Words of wisdom from SillyJilly)
• But I don't like strudel!
• Fuck 'em, fuck 'em right in the ear.
• 10 Moos of the Apocalypse
• Sirj, Mighty Protec-Tor of the MOOs
• Hey, who moved the tree?
• Balls! ...Get the hose!

New Drinks:

• Parkay/ "I can't believe it's not mead", apple wine from Padre