Swamp Nauga Court, held in the Timberwolves' camp. Please note this is NOT a real SCA court, nor does it pretend to be. This is our excuse to wear the ugliest semi-period outfits we can come up with. It's all in fun.
This kind of insanity is just what we need!

Mel's flaming wolf sculpture

Sun on one side of the hat...

moon & stars on the other

Kender & Lord Sigmund

Her cow is already dressed for Mardi Gras

Don Tony Fuckin' Cupo

Drake

Lady Tiernan

Sable

Morgan, Tiernan, Riordan, Jericho, Sage, Katt. We are all blinded by the Ugly.

Sage in a Mighty Moos corset

The Honorable Lady Vixen going for the fortune teller look?

Tyr & Drake, the King's Guards

Jericho

The troupe from Vlad's camp

Looks like nobody warned this knight and squire about what they were getting into here. (Viscount Etian, Squire Aquila & ???)

Faster gassed Aster, Ass Master made of alabaster dipped in plaster by the pastor marked for disaster... as the Queen's handmaiden

Queen Bitch, the Nauga Queen

Zooom

Some guy in nice 16th century garb (you may see some of his garb later) and Phia

Lord Luke the Cow and Vlad the Mad Clown

Elf and Arianna

Ray and Martine, in a very shiny velvet camouflage gown

Sir Pez (aka Sir Wolfgang) would like to introduce to you his little birdie

The troupe from Clan Kindred of the Wolf

Lady Wolf Paws & Lord Cutter

I don't remember their names but I loved this silver bodice

Drake playing with his ball and chain

The Nauga Hos: Rune, Nero & Lochlann

The Nauga Hos cheer, "Nauga, Nauga, he's our man, if he can't do it, fuck 'em!"

King Lupius Prime

Lakota and King Lupius Prime

Queen Bitch with her handmaiden Aster, Sirj the Court Herald

Drake arrests Nero for treason!

Fred spreads his wings over Lupius and Sirj (Court Herald/Translator)

Queen Bitch is consumed by evil! (Did this really come as a surprise to anyone?)

The Nauga Hos cheer as Aster is left with only her Queen's slippers and scepter.

Guards Drake and Tyr bring in the new queen

Drake and Tyr unwrap the new Queen from her cocoon.

Queen Bells looks a little dizzy after her unwrapping.

Bells, Lakota, Lupius and Sirj. King Lupius announces in Naugan: "Vla ua ua, blah thua grrrrr ua, blah ua rrr vla ua...", which Sirj translates as, "and..."

Juvence remotes Bells' scepter from his head.

Juvence reads an announcement by the light of Lakota.

King Lupius holds up the document announcing "Baron" Jody's court appointment.

Lupius Prime challenges Jody to a mating ritual dance for Bells. Jody throws down hat and vest...

First Lupius Prime has to teach Jody the proper steps to the ritual dance... then Lupius and Jody get down!

Lupius Prime realizes he doesn't stand a chance against Jody's break-dancing prowess... Jody goes all-out to impress his lady! Forward roll, backward roll, and THEN the break-dancing.

Rune sweeps dirt from Jody's back with his pom-pom... Bells says, "I'm going to have to choose Jody" ...Jody wonders if it was really worth it.

Jody is awarded his Nauga court coronet

Who gave a sparkler to the guy in the fuzzy bear suit?

Rune looks down Tyr's shirt thinking, "I never knew he had breasts..."

Who's Line Is It Anyway? Fred and Zac playing with helmet and shield?

Sirj: SCA helmet in the year 3030?

Fred thinks he needs a butt shield?

Zac was that candelabra supposed to be a shield or a codpiece?

Fred with a blow-up plastic sword through his head